Danielle of xoJane UK

Mother, Wife, TV addict, obsessed with butter, cakes and skinny jeans that don’t go baggy after one wear.

Age: 34

Twitter: @danigraph

What I Do, Job-wise: TV Editor for a weekly men’s magazine.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Bake cakes, dress my child like me, hang out with the husband watching lewd comedies, chest bumps and grow herbs.

My Motto: Things get done

My Anti-Motto: ‘If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be’. No it’s not.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rob Lowe My “celebs to make out with” list: Tom Hiddleston (who should be Christian Grey) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Mumford and Sons Roll Away. (My kid and I like to dance around like rednecks pretending to play the banjo)

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker – lady porn. I’ve read them in a matter of days.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Knackered Carvela biker boots.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Nude lipsticks and black liquid liner.

I smell like: Blue Comfort clothes softener and Philosophy Pure Grace and occasionally cigarettes.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yup!