Mother, Wife, TV addict, obsessed with butter, cakes and skinny jeans that don’t go baggy after one wear.
What I Do, Job-wise: TV Editor for a weekly men’s magazine.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Bake cakes, dress my child like me, hang out with the husband watching lewd comedies, chest bumps and grow herbs.
My Motto: Things get done
My Anti-Motto: ‘If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be’. No it’s not.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rob Lowe My “celebs to make out with” list: Tom Hiddleston (who should be Christian Grey) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Mumford and Sons Roll Away. (My kid and I like to dance around like rednecks pretending to play the banjo)
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker – lady porn. I’ve read them in a matter of days.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Knackered Carvela biker boots.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Nude lipsticks and black liquid liner.
I smell like: Blue Comfort clothes softener and Philosophy Pure Grace and occasionally cigarettes.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yup!
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