Mother, Wife, TV addict, obsessed with butter, cakes and skinny jeans that don’t go baggy after one wear.
What I Do, Job-wise: TV Editor for a weekly men’s magazine.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Bake cakes, dress my child like me, hang out with the husband watching lewd comedies, chest bumps and grow herbs.
My Motto: Things get done
My Anti-Motto: ‘If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be’. No it’s not.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rob Lowe My “celebs to make out with” list: Tom Hiddleston (who should be Christian Grey) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Mumford and Sons Roll Away. (My kid and I like to dance around like rednecks pretending to play the banjo)
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker – lady porn. I’ve read them in a matter of days.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Knackered Carvela biker boots.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Nude lipsticks and black liquid liner.
I smell like: Blue Comfort clothes softener and Philosophy Pure Grace and occasionally cigarettes.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yup!
How Do You Explain God To A Three Year Old? 17
Making My Husband File Bankruptcy Was the Best Thing I Ever Did 18
I've Been Having Orgasms In My Sleep -- Doesn't Everyone? 53
I Accidentally Sent The Cruelest Text I've Ever Sent to the Very Friend Who I Was Trashing -- While She Was Sitting Right Next to Me
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Both Pro-Life And A Scientist
UNPOPULAR OPINION: The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Ridiculous And Annoying
IT HAPPENED TO ME: My Career as a TV Producer is Scaring Men Away
Everything You Think You Know About Poverty Is Wrong
The 10 Kinds of Trolls You Will Encounter When Talking About Mike Brown
An Open Letter to The Person Smoking Their E-Cigarette Indoors
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