I like beaches, peaches and dark leather breeches
Age: 34
Twitter: @KaikiCaitsith
What I Do, Job-wise: Writer. Also, unemployed.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Cook raw chocolate, beach walks, booty dancing to Prince
My Motto: This needs more cowbell.
My Anti-Motto: 'A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips'.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Keanu Reeves
My “celebs to make out with” list: Any mammal with the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Bucky Done Gun by M.I.A
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Dark Matter by Michelle Paver
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: The black cord dress from Oxfam. My favourite and my best.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Almond Oil, Dr Bronners Castille Soap, MAC liquid eyeliner
I smell like: Sikkim Girls by Lush and Agent Provocateur
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): In my twenties? LOADS. I convinced myself sometimes