I like beaches, peaches and dark leather breeches
What I Do, Job-wise: Writer. Also, unemployed.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Cook raw chocolate, beach walks, booty dancing to Prince
My Motto: This needs more cowbell.
My Anti-Motto: 'A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips'.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Keanu Reeves
My “celebs to make out with” list: Any mammal with the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Bucky Done Gun by M.I.A
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Dark Matter by Michelle Paver
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: The black cord dress from Oxfam. My favourite and my best.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Almond Oil, Dr Bronners Castille Soap, MAC liquid eyeliner
I smell like: Sikkim Girls by Lush and Agent Provocateur
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): In my twenties? LOADS. I convinced myself sometimes
It Happened to Me: I Was Made A Real-Life Indecent Proposal 35
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Want To Smell Your Pot Smoke And I Don’t Think It Should Be Legalized
30 Is the New 50: "Old Age" is Killing My Dating Life
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Too Poor For An Abortion
I Dumped A Friend Because She Spanked Her Kids
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Wrote An Article About Marriage, And All Anyone Noticed Is That I'm Fat
I’m A Conservative GOP Mom Who Buys Weed For My 12-Year-Old Son
A Plea From An Oversharing Facebook Parent -- Instead of Telling Us To STFU, Why Not Cut Us a Break?
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