I like beaches, peaches and dark leather breeches
What I Do, Job-wise: Writer. Also, unemployed.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Cook raw chocolate, beach walks, booty dancing to Prince
My Motto: This needs more cowbell.
My Anti-Motto: 'A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips'.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Keanu Reeves
My “celebs to make out with” list: Any mammal with the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Bucky Done Gun by M.I.A
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Dark Matter by Michelle Paver
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: The black cord dress from Oxfam. My favourite and my best.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Almond Oil, Dr Bronners Castille Soap, MAC liquid eyeliner
I smell like: Sikkim Girls by Lush and Agent Provocateur
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): In my twenties? LOADS. I convinced myself sometimes
It Happened to Me: I Was Made A Real-Life Indecent Proposal 35
For Those of You Thinking, “Well, Maybe Hobby Lobby Has a Point About Religious ‘Freedom’ and Healthcare…”
Dear Women Who Are Using a Couple Shot as Your Facebook Profile Photo, I Get It: You Win
I Was Fat-Shamed At The Salon -- Here's What To Do If It Happens To You
My University Forced My Family To Change Seats During My Graduation Ceremony To Accommodate Emma Watson
My Neighbor Got Angry At Me Because His Kid Overheard Me Having Sex
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Think Comedy Is Funny
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Against No-Kill Animal Shelters
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