90s television
We’ve designed a foolproof way to determine who your date really is, using just one simple question: “What is your favorite ’90s kid’s show?”
smartphones
“I wish I could quit you,” you whisper to your computer, your computer phone, your computer phone pad, and your computer book pad phone table.
the jane dough
Whatever they looked like, I’m sure my bag and shoes were silly and I clearly never wore/used either one of them again.
miss piggy
Yes, she can be vain and domineering; she get incredibly jealous and can fly into a volatile rage with little to no warning, but Miss Piggy is still worthy of admiration and (careful, discerning) emulation.