fashion dare
Introducing the Facekini, a swim mask that lets you protect your precious face skin, scare small children, and look like a condom with eyes.
arm pits
Did you know that even if you're a proper lady and shave your unsightly underarm hair, your underarms will still continue to be #unsightly and #repulsive?
national sandwich month
Some of them are weird, some of them are fancy, two of them involve potato chips.
music
Almost every band I like has one or two songs that I actively dislike, and each one feels like a tiny betrayal.
we were paid for this
As you may recall, I was recently sent on a quest by Snickers to incorporate 25% more “me” time into my life. Let's see how it went.
manservant
My ManServant would only be utilized for those tasks I truly find distasteful.
weddings
I am always intensely fascinated by the music people choose for their weddings.
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Jul 31, 2014 at 12:30pm | 332 comments

makers kit
Like my mother before me, I have never been able to keep a plant happy or healthy.
xofood
If you want a warm nacho cheese snack done right, you've got to do a warm nacho cheese snack yourself.
music
My funeral song changes about once a year, but it's usually some sad bastard music with vague lyrics full of romantic imagery.