Age: Old enough to know better and young enough to do it anyway.

Twitter: @cjarabia

What I Do, Job-wise: Freelance writer, blogger, social media & internet marketing.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Knitting, hanging with my dogs and my boy.

My Motto: "So heavenly minded I ain’t no earthly fu*kin’ good."

My Anti-Motto: "Wait till it’s on sale."

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Mather Zickel.

My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Mather Zickel.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Jenny Craig’s Walk It Off Intermediate
Advanced 40 Minute Workout

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Freedom

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Tights & Tom’s Shoes.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Nail polish.

I smell like: Farts.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only to get back to watching TV faster.