Chantal Rich

Age: 37
 
Twitter: @varouna
 
Email: girlleastlikelyto@yahoo.com
 
What I Do, Job-wise: wrangle toddlers and making & selling art, mostly toddler wrangling
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: rummage sales, annoy my family, avoid sunlight, try to master gluten free baking, crafty things, exploring abandoned buildings
 
My Motto: Sparkle, Chantal, sparkle!
 
 My Anti-Motto: don’t worry, be happy
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Freddie Prinz, from “Chico and the Man” (I’m old!)
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: It’s a tie between “Carmelita” from Warren Zevon, “Lonely Security Guard” from Hayden and Lou Reed’s “Transformer” album
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Suess, to my children. For myself, it was The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie (It’s really good!)
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: old man style cardigans
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: it used to be red lipstick, but of late it had become nail polish
 
I smell like: whatever lotion I slathered my kids in that morning, usually something coconuty
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): a lady never tells