Caitlin Abber is a freelance writer and marketing consultant. Her work has appeared on HelloGiggles, The Billfold, Kate-Book, and Thought Catalog.
What I Do, Job-wise: I am a freelance writer and marketing consultant. I teach older people how to use Facebook. Seriously.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Live in Brooklyn, as opposed to anywhere else in the country.
My Motto: "You're in charge of you".
My Anti-Motto: “Let's wait and see.”
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Christian Bale, of Newsies fame.
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Usher & The cast of Game of Thrones.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Halo” Beyonce.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Wild by Cheryl Strayed
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Denim vest from eBay
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Chanel perfume.
I smell like: Chanel Mademoiselle, Italian leftovers, and probably cat pee.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Not in a long time.
Should I Feel Bad About My Weekly Splurge? 117
Will My Student Loans Keep Me From Ever Finding Love? 81
White Women, I Am Not Your "Girl" And No, You Can't Say The N-Word
I Can’t Believe I Now Have To Convince White People That I Like White People
Please Stop Calling People You Don't Know “Ladies”
The Most Uninhibited, Nonjudgmental, More-Free-Spirited-Than-Coachella, Full-Of-Love Open Thread Ever!
I Am The Most Popular Woman on OKCupid
I Don't Really Want To Hear About That Time You Pooped Your Pants
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Don't Regret Having A Charity Benefit For Myself Even Though It Made People Hate Me
xoJane.com is where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded.
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