Caitlin Abber is a freelance writer and marketing consultant. Her work has appeared on HelloGiggles, The Billfold, Kate-Book, and Thought Catalog.
What I Do, Job-wise: I am a freelance writer and marketing consultant. I teach older people how to use Facebook. Seriously.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Live in Brooklyn, as opposed to anywhere else in the country.
My Motto: "You're in charge of you".
My Anti-Motto: “Let's wait and see.”
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Christian Bale, of Newsies fame.
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Usher & The cast of Game of Thrones.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Halo” Beyonce.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Wild by Cheryl Strayed
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Denim vest from eBay
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Chanel perfume.
I smell like: Chanel Mademoiselle, Italian leftovers, and probably cat pee.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Not in a long time.
Should I Feel Bad About My Weekly Splurge? 117
Will My Student Loans Keep Me From Ever Finding Love? 81
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes My Kid Throws Tantrums In Public, And Everyone Should Just Deal With It
Caitlin Coakley Beckner
People Sure Do Have a Lot of Opinions About My Dog
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was The "Stinky Kid" Who Regularly Bled Through My Skirt
How Not To Be A Dick On Black Friday
I USED TO THINK ALIENS WERE WATCHING ME FROM A DOORKNOB: What Are Your Weird Irrational Fears?
YOUR Outfits of the Week: Show Us What You Got! Plus The Most Perfect Emily Dress EVER
"Because" Is Now A Preposition And "Selfie" Is The Word Of The Year! Thoughts On Language Evolution Versus Language Conservatism
xoJane.com is where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded.
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