Bridget Noone is a New York–based writer who hasn’t worn pants in years.

Age:  27

Twitter: @bridgenoone

What I Do, Fun-wise: Listen to music, look at art, eat falafel and watch Seinfeld

My Motto: Nachos?

My Anti-Motto: I already ate.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Gloria” by Patti Smith (The first line, in the first song on Patti Smith’s first album, is “Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine.” Is that the coolest thing you’ve heard in your entire life?)

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Person by Sam Pink

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Red and/or blue dresses

Beauty Products That I Hoard: I have a very unnecessary amount of red lipstick.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): My lawyer has advised me not to respond.