My Motto: "You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees. For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves." - Mary Oliver
The First Movie Star I Ever Had a crush on: Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing. I carried a watermelon.
My "celebs to make out with" list: Rob Delaney, Nancy Botwin (Not Mary Louise Parker so much, just Nancy Botwin).
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: People Got A Lotta Nerve - Neko Case
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Everything black, and my disintegrating brown leather lace-up boots.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Chronology of Water -Lydia Yuknavitch (please read immediately).
Beauty Products That I Hoard: J-Lo Miami Glo
Writer I most admire: Happy ones.
I Have Faked An Orgasm: ...But I never return their calls again.