Ashley Perks

I’m the vice president of Team Angelface, which is what I call the coalition of me and my two cats.  Sometimes I let my boyfriend be involved.  He’s the treasurer because he’s way better at money than I am.  I’m a journalist and graphic designer for a congressional newspaper which means I care very deeply about the First Amendment but also fonts.  
I live in Washington DC, but was raised in West Virginia.  My mountain love runs deep, and I’m not talking about my boobs here.  My hobbies include being that girl who always tells people when she goes to the farmers market, naps, lamenting the death of drive-in theaters, attempting to hand-letter, and buying dresses.
Age:  30
Twitter: @kerning
What I Do, Job-wise: Graphic designer, journalist, cataloguer of Congressmen
What I Do, Fun-wise:  I bake and I make jam.  Everyone likes being my friend.
My Motto: Add more butter.
My Anti-Motto: Dance like no one’s watching.  NO THANKS.  EVERYBODY IS WATCHING.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Ok, he’s not really a movie star, but for awhile there when ER was a thing, I had a huge ladyboner for Noah Wyle.
My “celebs to make out with” list: Joseph Gordon Levitt, James Corden, Matt Saracen, Mae Whitman, Clea Duvall, Ben Affleck but only if he’s acting like Holden from Chasing Amy.