I’m a sarcastic grammar loon, obsessed with animals, hockey groupie, and soon-to-be writing professor.

Age: 24

Twitter: @missaprilleav

What I Do, Job-wise: I work for a college in Boston doing many awesome things, including launching new programs and connecting to the community. I also write feverishly in the middle of the night trying to finish my memoir, and I just started an organization to help underprivileged girls get sports equipment, called Lady Sport (www.theladysport.com – under construction though).

What I Do, Fun-wise: Dance at college bars, run with my puppy, and eat at fancy restaurants.

My Motto: “Animals are better than humans.”

My Anti-Motto: “Winning isn’t everything.”

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Wouldn’t call him a movie star, but Mark-Paul Gosselaar from Saved by the Bell. OBSESSED…like sent him a dance video I made and asked him to my 8^th birthday kind of obsessed.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Ryan Gosling & Clive Owen.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Whitney Houston’s “How Will I Know” … probably (definitely) appeared in a dance video or three.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: “The Sun Also Rises” by Ernie Hemingway.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Old high school soccer sweatpants. Sexiest item ever.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Burt’s Bees lip balm.

I smell like: When I wake up: the breath that my pup breathes on me all night. In the real-world: calendula oil.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No):  Abso-freakin-lutely.