xoVain is growing, here's how to pitch to us. Also I'm finally trying out one of those peel-off masks.
xovain
cellulite
It's a cellulite machine and you kind of see my butt. CAN YOU HANDLE IT? Probably.
jane
First tip: Annie needs to accompany her. There is no other way.
healthy
Only beautiful people pee in the shower.
etsy
There are shit weeks with no sales at all. Then, you wake up and check your phone to see that some saint in the West Village ordered five gowns last night and paid your entire rent for the month.
shoppables
There’s no real inspiration behind this look, but I think the words “disco hooker” do it justice. Take that as you will, but I think it’s super glamorous.
beauty
And fond adolescent memories of being hit on by an aging rock star.
beauty
For the sake of elegance and class, I bought a $5.99 value pack of plastic fake nails so that I could get into the nail art game and keep going with this beauty writer charade.
beauty
The first order of business at the staff meeting that day was Corynne asking the other xoJaners to please not say, “Cunt, pussy, or vagina,” loudly in the office anymore. HR was getting involved.
shoppables
And a cautionary tale about self-inflicted teenage stoner brain damage.
makeup
Technicolor makeup’s some tricky shit. But the only Crayola-faced women that I truly look up to are the slutty cartoon characters drawn by my friend, Jonny Negron.
beauty
This was my first “real” interview, so I had butterflies in my stomach and my mushy brain worms were moving a mile a minute.
shoppables
Seven suggestions to help you look completely opposite from how I did at prom.
facial scrub
Suddenly I had a vision of my roommate Abby’s face floating above my left shoulder, “You can totally use Emergen-C as a scrub,” it whispered, just as she had done when I moved in and our pantries became one.
60s
This entire article was written so that I could have a reason to make spaghetti and meatballs.
crying
I cried and snotted and rubbed the wet goo all over my face for hours and I still look good, y’all!
beauty
A couple of years ago, a manfriend of mine that is covered -- like knuckles…
aussie
Does this hair make my ass look small?
