Annabelle Gurwitch

Shia Le Boef and Vincent Karthheiser have called me mom and I have made out with Michael J. Fox and Bryan Cranston but only while cameras were rolling. 

I live Hollywood Adjacent in Los Angeles with my husband, son and our cats Alexander Pushkin and Anthony Perkins.

I celebrated being fired by Woody Allen with my book and film "Fired!," took on "happily ever after" with the book, "You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up," now I'm writing about becoming a vintage version of former self.  

I love any and all venison-themed bands: Antlers, Deer Hunters. They make me hungry. 

 It's my dream to self-deport to a place with high-thread count sheets.