how not to be a dick
We don't get paid nearly as much as you think we do.
As a teenager, I had this habit of being really mean to people I liked and then smirking about it to myself. I thought this was a super-cute and extremely sophisticated flirting technique.
I have the kind of depression that is really, really difficult for other people to deal with.
Doctors are suddenly very interested in my personal life the minute I tell them I am not worried about preserving my fertility.