I know that eventually, I’m going to have to ask this person I’ve been in a screaming match with for three hours to take me to the bathroom, which can be really awkward. “You can be such a douchebag! That said, I have to pee.”
I had unconsciously made it my mission to be sure the guys I dated never had to deal with anything real, anything that they might find gross or complicated, anything that I had previously warned them about that might come up when dealing with me.