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Guess what? Famous people love bamboo!
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This marks the merciful end of the poorly planned Shoe Week. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not so sure I enjoyed it all that much either.
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I’ve declared it SHOE WEEK here at xoJane. (But don’t worry, it’s already Thursday -- the whole damn thing is almost over before you even realized it had begun.)
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If you have to walk, you may as well wear something comfortable. We can't all be carried around in a chair by our loyal subjects. ALSO: I hope you like the 1970s and granny-licious style.
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Or, if you like, pay more. ALSO: KILL ME.
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This one's for all you loyal xoJaners in the Southern Hemisphere!
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But it's the greatest underwear there ever was. Warning: There are a lot of bare butts in this post, none of them mine.
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Everything else from the '90s is back. Why not these guys?
Alison Freer in
Fashion,
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Jun 6, 2013 at 5:00pm | 260 comments
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Also, your hair looks really pretty today. Is that a new dress? I love you.
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Things used to have birds on them. Now they have seahorses! Try to keep up.
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Sometimes I pick up a garment in a really cheap clothing store and am bowled over by the horrible “burning tire” smell emanating from it. According to Greenpeace, that smell is caused by straight-up toxic chemicals.
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This is not a joke.
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Here's some creepy eyeball stuff for gorgeous ghoulies. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
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Also: Do you remember the very first perfume you had that was all your own?
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For less than 50 bucks!
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Huh huh huh huh huh, I said DICK.
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Chances are your bra is one of the most unruly articles of clothing you own. Here are some secret tools your favorite costume designer uses to whip those bad bras into shape!
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There is nothing I love more than dressing the exact opposite of what the seasons and the fashion mags decree.
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Is your swimsuit constantly riding up your va-junga and showing the world your ta-tas? MINE, TOO! Put on an extended length swimsuit and GET OVER IT ALREADY.
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Everything in my closet suddenly seems so cheap, tacky, and not me. Everything is too tight, too short, and made of terrible crappy fabric.
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I mean, I’m a pretty big redneck from Texas, and even I am a little surprised.
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PUT DOWN THAT BLUE BOX RIGHT NOW. Here's my go-to recipe for perfect, gooey, delicious homemade macaroni and cheese. (With a bonus gluten-free option that's just as amazing.)
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Brought to you by the cheapest beauty broad NOT in the beauty biz.
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There is a lot of talk as to whether or not us xoJaners should be embarrassed later in life by what we post here. So is this the right time to admit that I use 4 separate hairbrushes every single morning?