One gets an office; the other gets a cubicle. The one with the office earns a significant amount more. Now, for the riddle: Which paralegal is female?
I have found my spiritual home but there are two problems with it, 1. It only exists for 1 week a year and 2. It is housed in the most inhospitable desert in the middle of Nevada. If you are thinking of going to Burning Man at any point you need to throw some beauty lifesavers in your suitcase.