Abigail Cardi

 
I am originally from Milwaukee, Wisconsin but I currently live in Brooklyn. This means that I cheer for the Badgers and Packers and that my mother occasionally sends me care packages of cheese, which I appreciate immensely. 
 
Name: Abigail 
 
Twitter:  @abigailcardi
 
Email: abigail.cardi@gmail.com
 
What I Do, Job-wise:  I work at a marketing firm by day and write for The Internet by night. 
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Talk on the phone way too much and read on the subway.  I also like to eat sushi in my bed. 
 
My Motto:  Fail Harder. 
 
My Anti-Motto: Act like a lady. 
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Vincent D’onofrio.
 
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Andrew Hurley, Emma Stone, Nicholas Hoult, Clay Matthews and Amy Poehler. 
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Walking on Broken Glass” by Annie Lennox. 
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: New York by Edward Rutherfurd. 
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A vintage Harley Davidson shirt I scored for 89 cents at Goodwill. 
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Liquid eyeliner, Mac lipstick in “Russian Red.” 
 
I smell like: Nina Ricci eau de toilette with a hint of shameless self-aggrandizement.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No):  The world will never know.