how not to be a dick
I need action -- a checklist of things I can do, right now, to make myself feel better. So, I kind of came up with one.
stress
I have a collection of innovative avoidance behaviors, designed to keep me from acknowledging or dealing with any unpleasantness that should befall me
in

Jan 28, 2013 at 5:00pm | 78 comments

fashion sweatpants
I don’t know if it’s because I’m an Aquarius-Libra or because I grew up with a once-poor mom, but I just hate a bargain.
face
It’s sad that I could write a full-length book chronicling all the injustices I’ve visited on my own face. What’s sadder still? The end is yet unwritten.
in

Jan 7, 2013 at 2:30pm | 187 comments

clothes
Here, in no particular order, are my secrets to inapproachability. Not that I give a motherfuck if you read them.
in

Nov 30, 2012 at 2:30pm | 111 comments