I have a passion for words, mental health, and travel size beauty products. When I grow up I’m going to be an author and psychotherapist with a really sick medicine cabinet. I’ve written two books, published zero. I’ll also have a master’s degree soon, so I think I’m hot shit. Sallie Mae disagrees.
What I Do, Job-wise: Grad school stuff. I also write, though people don’t usually pay me to, but I think that should still count.
What I Do, Fun-wise: I laugh at things that are really inappropriate, drink frozen raspberry margaritas, and make irresponsible financial decisions so that I can see the world. My passport is very appreciative.
My Motto: “Nothing beats a failure but a try.” – Mom
My Anti-Motto: “Live every day like it’s your last.” And spend every day gorging on Popeye’s fried chicken? Not a good idea.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Ariel from The Little Mermaid. For serious.
My “celebs to make out with” list: Uncle Jesse, Blackie Parrish, and John Stamos in that order.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Tears Dry on Their Own” by Amy Winehouse
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Silver Sparrow by Tayari Jones
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Panties
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Travel sized anything (See bio) and nail polish in bright summer colors
I smell like: Happy by Clique
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes. Including a few of the ones I’ve given myself. I’m insecure like that.