Twitter: @desijedeikin 

What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, shitkicker

What I Do, Fun-wise: Watch trashy TV, while drinking and eating fancy meats and cheeses.

My Motto: I’m worth it!

My Anti-Motto: No pain, no gain.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan Kenobi

My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Oh dear…Robert Reich?

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Goodnight Moon

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: pajamas

I smell like: Jo Malone Red Roses

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Does saying ‘I’m okay!’ count as faking?