What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, shitkickerWhat I Do, Fun-wise: Watch trashy TV, while drinking and eating fancy meats and cheeses.My Motto: I’m worth it!My Anti-Motto: No pain, no gain.The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan KenobiMy “Celebs to Make out with” List: Oh dear…Robert Reich?Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Goodnight MoonMy Most Worn Item of Clothing: pajamasI smell like: Jo Malone Red RosesI Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Does saying ‘I’m okay!’ count as faking?
It Happened To Me: My Mom Sent Me To Live With a Stranger...My Biological Father 83
My First Labor Was a Walk in the Park, So I Wasn't Prepared for the SHEER AGONY of My Second 143
I Took An "Anyone Can Do Stand Up" Class And Found Out That I Couldn't 47
I Watched Porn With My Dad When I Was A Kid 100
Why The Fear of Understanding My Mom Almost Stopped Me From Having Kids 33
Why I Hate Being Pregnant 132
IHTM: My Dad Kidnapped Me After My Mom Left Him 31
It Happened to Me: I May Have Stopped My Father From Murdering My Mother 78
My Water Broke at a Party 39
IHTM: I Was the Daughter of a "Party Mom" 30
It Happened to Me: I Found Out My Dad Wasn't My Real Father 46
I Accidentally Sent The Cruelest Text I've Ever Sent to the Very Friend Who I Was Trashing -- While She Was Sitting Right Next to Me
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Both Pro-Life And A Scientist
UNPOPULAR OPINION: The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Ridiculous And Annoying
IT HAPPENED TO ME: My Career as a TV Producer is Scaring Men Away
Everything You Think You Know About Poverty Is Wrong
The 10 Kinds of Trolls You Will Encounter When Talking About Mike Brown
An Open Letter to The Person Smoking Their E-Cigarette Indoors
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