It's all thanks to Céline ads, Daria Werbowy, and Diana Vreeland. Plus a little beauty history lesson for you, too.
Or should I just stop freaking buying lipstick? Argh.
Things are just better in multiples.
She's a big, curly "Number 2," full of life and personality. She'd never done me wrong, until she did.
At least I'm not eating it?
Seriously, enough already. They're just haircuts.
It’s winter and I am, of course, ill-prepared for the cold weather and resulting dry skin.
Put those extra cans to work for you this Thanksgiving.
Some body wash labels should read “Keep out of vagina.”
Because won't we all do whatever we can to find a little peace?
I grew up in a naked house. My mother considered it a sin to go five seconds past the front door without unhooking her bra and then flinging it like it was on fire across the room.
Learn from the mistakes resting in my product graveyard.
I'm probably no longer allowed to call myself low-maintenance.